Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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