The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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