didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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