3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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