Don't make out with my wife yet
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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