love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Randomize
