NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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