I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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