absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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