Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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