We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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