ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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