I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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