Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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