just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
