omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
