Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize