Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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