love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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