Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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