It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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