Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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