Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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