Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
that's an acceptable place to lick
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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