So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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