That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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