I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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