my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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