so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
