Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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