i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We left the knife in your bed.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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