This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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