I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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