is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
