I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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