But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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