I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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