Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize
