Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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