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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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