Grow some girl-balls and come out already
tell your sister to shave her snatch
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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