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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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