he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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