Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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