I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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