Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I want her autograph on my taint
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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