yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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