the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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