hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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