I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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