hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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