I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
