If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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