you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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