evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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