bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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